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琌ㄓ 搬蔼い产赤帝羪ǐ秈厩玂胺癸臔充充弧笵: и...琎边 ... и... и痷ぃ笵赣或弧... и... и▄柑Τネ㏑... 臔Τㄇ綺佩繦饥弧: и﹑螟筁琌и硂柑⊿Τ ㄆ磷ゥ媚 产好碽帝臔弧笵: 磷ゥ媚炳殿︿盾?
程獽﹜Р皘
淮Г秈璸祘═ó,祇瞷璸祘═ó诀琌,ミㄨ∕﹚秨,
弧:"癳и程獽﹜產Р皘."
"ネ!"璸祘═ó诀氮:"竒!"
泊描 蛮╧そ堕酵薄. 弧:"р泊描叉盾,ウ礹и籐."筁碭だ牧...... 弧:"р泊描盿盾?玶琌慈."
闽玒 癸淮跋そ┮ビ叫挡盉磅酚. "?"戮拜. "︺‵.盞吹."╧氮 "﹑?"拜ê. "嚎产..盞吹."氮 "瓳!"戮氨拜:"Τ⊿Τぐ或闽玒?" ╧㎝碽が癸辨泊,︺‵沧挡挡ぺぺ弧:"Τ,ぃ筁ΤΩ."
蠢 ㄢ淮簘獹ρ畍,ㄤい穝盉籩る︽,τ碞腀揭.碭琍戳, 穝盉ひ包羭︽Ω籈繺産穦,常砆穝谅迭纞铬. "克稲ネ,."ひ稰縀弧:"и籩る戳丁,碞琌硂﹋蠢иびび."
蔼翴 義淮㎝腞ねр═ó氨隔娩.рも籐,淮羘弧:"и稲﹑." 稲季τ鸥л氮:"蔼翴.""и稲﹑."羘氮...
產Τ解礳:
" !ぐ或и–ぱΝ何眶.常穦癬ㄓ?"集集拜!
и弧:"ê琌贺ネ瞶は莱.–╧ネ常硂妓!"
ǎ礢枯.弧:"êぐ或边㎝洱洱玡.临⊿何.
癬ㄓ㎡?"
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產Τ解礳:
"!ぐ或–Ω肕洱洱ō.洱洱常?!
τ肕иō.и常ぃ穦?"痌痌拜.
и龟ぃ秆睦.琌и腇:
"璶╧ネ肕ネ.ネ穦!!"
稱.﹡礛艶诀笆и弧:
"ê倒и肕.礛倒и.ぃ?!"
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產Τ解礳:
"!硂琌ぐ或?"痌痌拜.
"硂琌玂繧甅!"и弧!
"ぐ或洱洱Τ硂?" 拜!
и弧:"ゲ斗ノ硂!"
"êぐ或и㎝⊿Τ?"
и氮:"临ノぃ!!"
"êぐ或⊿Τ?"
и弧:"⊿㎝иノ!!"
" êぐ或そ盋⊿Τ?"
"!竒ぃノ!!!"и弧!
и稱临琌ぃ来!!!
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產Τ解礳:
"!ぐ或耻琌.Эㄓ琌荐?"集集拜.
"Τ砰放摆!!" и氮.
"êぐ或琌.┰ㄓ琌?"拜!
"ê琌竒筁Μ.┮摧痙紀摆!" и弧!
"êぐ或甮xx洱洱ê.ネㄓ玱琌㎡?"
硂Ωи痷ぃ或賂!!!
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產Τ解礳き:
ら集集厩ㄓ.繷赤㎝и弧.さぱ砆ρ畍ゴ!!
и拜砆ゴ?弧筐!!
и弧筐碞ゴ?!硂び腨?!Τ⊿Τ㎝ρ畍瞶阶㎡?
弧Τ!!и拜㎝ρ畍弧?
弧:@#~#%@# !!ρぃ綼逗?!Ь摆?
и產畑毙▅.痷ê或ア毖盾
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產Τ解礳せ:
"!ネ璝笆ъ╧ネも.琌ぃ琌ボ尺舧?"集集拜.
"稦估拜硂?さぱ砆ネъも罢?!" и弧.
"琌摆!и稱ハ秨も.临ъ.弧ぃ璶硂妓估!!!"
иみ稱:ぱ摆!!瞷ゼび笆?!琌и拜:
"ê琌ぐ或薄ъも?"
弧:"и稱比秨溉.さぱぐ或肅︹ず壳.琌碞ъиも!
痷尺舧и盾? "
и稱и產畑毙▅.琌痷ア毖
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產Τ解礳:
ら衬边.集集仅糶揭.ǎ糋盋(и洱洱)侥秈ㄓ.
侥帝集集瘆絴:"璶瑿!癚杜摆!倒и仅盽糶揭?!
泊氟单单碞糶組!!临ぃ话еㄓ"耞繷逗"?!璶!!炳ρ!
ぱ边巨み......"
ǎ集集終繷.℉纐砛.穘繷.弧:
" 沥 琌 ρ 解 "
ぱ摆硂琌ぐ或產畑
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產Τ解礳:
ら集集拜и:"!秸俱ず︾痷ㄏキ㈱场.
跑眔ゑ耕盾?"
"钮弧钩琌!⊿ㄆ拜硂稦估?" и弧.
"и稱―ぃ―!!"氮!
"―ぃ―?硂㎝ず︾Τ裕闽玒?" и好拜!
"и–Ω稱篘и痁ネ"场".常ぃ!
и稱爱ㄓㄢ采.硂妓碞ぃノ羪︹!
稱ぐ或篘.碞ぐ或篘!!!иΤ癌!!
ê!禦ン倒иぃ?"
弧и┏琌赣禦临琌ぃ赣禦倒!?
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產Τ解礳:
尿:
筁碭ぱ.集集禲ㄓ拜и:
"!и稱临琌ぃ︽!璝ō.瘤礛篘.
琌ぃ!!硂妓临琌ぃ︽摆?!"
量Ч.﹡礛砆盋(и洱洱)钮.и洱洱倒フ泊!
礛弧:"êぃ穦础蛤恨碞?!"
и稱硂Ωиぃ度癸集集荡辨!癸и洱洱碒み!!!
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產Τ解礳:
ぃ瞶秆.ぐ或集集㎝痌痌ê或尺舧獵垫?!
Τぱ.и祇瞷.ê琌...............
"!и遏矫ネ粗ぃ?!"集集弧.
"摆?!矫ネ粗?!ㄓ稦估?"иノだ泊!!
"⊿Τ摆!и硂ㄢぱ⊿獵垫!!"
"⊿獵垫?!硂㎝矫ネ粗Τ裕闽玒?"и禫钮禫癵璊!!!!
弧: "ぃ琌罢!!洱洱–Ω"Ь瑈﹀".и拜ぐ或.
常弧⊿獵垫.┮穦瑈﹀!!и┤и穦ㄠ厩.
┛礛"êㄓ"或快?!┮遏耚ō估! "
ぱ摆!╧ネ﹡礛琌┤"êㄓ".
┮ぱぱ獵垫?!痷琌稱ぃ摆!!稱ぃ!!!
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產Τ解礳()
ら.集集拜и: " !ぐ或ユ皌?"
"垛.....碞琌そ㎝ダネ!"
"翅!..êぐ或琌羉崔㎡?"拜.
"碞琌ネ估!"
"êぐ或琌ユ㎡?!"拜.
ぱ摆!...иみ稱﹡礛硈硂迭常笵!!はタ腇ぃ琌材Ω!
琌и弧:"翅!種碞琌ノ糒㎝"ユ"酵.肪硄!"
"ê▃ユ琌ぐ或?!"临琌羪癵碽發拜.
иみ稱.はタ竒腇.腇碞腇┏:
"翅!弧▃ユ摆!!碞琌疍""柑瑍峻估!!"
筁碭ぱ.иǎ集集糶絞ゅ.肈ヘ琌"и產畑".
タ猋洁ぇ悔.﹡礛祇瞷柑Τ琿佩ぇ粂!!!!
"иΤ┋褐產畑....パ洱洱"ユ皌".琌"羉崔"и㎝!
и㎝稰薄.–ぱи常疍腊"▃ユ"!и瑍峻!
и羆琌碯┮び.琌洱洱碞穦ǐ秈ㄓи"ユ"!
琵ие翴挡瑼!!и產畑痷┋褐..........."
﹏﹏и癸ぃ癬ирㄠ毙胊
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產Τ解礳() ###
" !иさぱ砆籃!"集集猶赤癸и弧.
"┏暗ぐ或ǎぃ眔ㄆ?!"и拜.
"⊿Τ摆!!琌и厩紋.и痁簍еゴ臂.
иタ┾簍"琄腞"!и簍Ч.碞砆籃籓!"
и磂弧:"琄腞?!琌ネ翅!?!╧ネ簍ネΤ裕ぃ?!
ゼび玂?!琌ぃ琌临暗ぐ或メ羪ㄆ?"
"⊿Τ摆!иぃ筁稱簍笹痷翴.琌碞敖洱洱堵竛拦
繷.安杆琄腞繷ㄢ纆!!и谋眔簘獹!!街初.
碞砆籃!!临絴.篘и纆弧:
垛....!!ぶ弧Τ36...ぱ洱洱ㄓ厩诫!!"
籔を 籔を碞弄瓣い癸腳... 瘤礛丁ぃ琌瞷.玱瞒иぃ环... パ盽盽σ⊿笷ρ畍璶―.. 琌盽盽砆ρ畍ノ妹兵ゴЬЬ.ぃ笵眖 钮ㄓ.钮弧砆ゴぇ玡р厚猳弘㎝ρ沥┵ЬЬ.搭淮痥礹.戳砆 環ゴ薄猵.﹉刚.揭玡碯┮暗瓃ㄆ.ォㄆ, 笿を碯┮Τㄆ.... 揭,ρ畍祇Ωσσ, ㎝を狦礛常眔钡"稲钡牟" ┵êㄇ.琌ρ畍次, ご礛琌痥.近を,ρ畍エ订订, 玱琌を羪骸骸ì稰谋.珃,纞胊,Ν竒а癘痥礹.をЧ, 皑敖敖拜.. " を..眤碯┮琌ノぐ或狥狥ê....." をΓ弧: " ぃ禗... и琎ぱ敖иρ眖盿ㄓ猳...."
ρ盋ǐメ 丁禬カ柑Τ╧绰帝簘獹ネǐ弧: "笵盾?и蛤иρ盋ǐメ瞷よ獽蛤и册碭だ牧盾?" "ぐ或?" "–Ω璶и蛤簘獹ネ册ぱ碞穦皑瞷ō娩"
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é胐┍ ╧ǐ秈é胐┍稱禦唉礥 胐┍ρ狾帝唉竒筁︽タ甧克礥弧 "オ娩硂唉基$500じ"┍ρ狾弧 "或硂或禥?"拜"╡穦C粂ē"┍ρ狾氮 拜筳纠ê唉基τ┍ρ狾氮 "ê唉璶$1,500じ,╡穦Visual C++,临Τ砰旧м砃" 綺佩拜材唉礥基窥"ê唉璶$3,000じ" "3000じ!!"╧佩笵"╡穦ぐ或?" ρ狾氮琌"ρ龟弧"и眖ㄓ⊿筁╡暗ンㄆ琌ウ恨臮拜"
搬厩ㄠ 闽みㄠρ癸搬厩ㄠΘ罿–猵稶稱ぃ硓砐厩皘 皘稱秆拜肈┏ê柑 羆琌稲ハユも得皘氮弧ネиΤ㎝胊璶禗胊琌 琌ず籇┦攀Θぱ發帝ì瞴钉㎝膞瞴钉╧ иぱ摆び┤! 琌砆匡舧瞴钉笴︽
Savage
An English professor wrote the words,"woman without her man is a savage" on
the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote:"Woman, without her man, is savage."
The women wrote:"Woman: Withouther, man is savage."
璣瓣毙甭堵狾糶硂ㄇ"⊿Τ╧琌偿芞"毙旧厩ネタ絋弄猭
╧糶琌"⊿Τ╧琌偿芞"
糶琌⊿Τ╧琌偿芞�
Kids There's one big difference between whiskey and kids.Whiskey improves with age. Don't let this get around but I've come up with something that could revolutionize the field of child psychology.It's called a whip! Let's face it.Some kids are like ketchup bottle.You have to hit them to get them moving.Personally, I have never raised a finger against one of my children. I use the whole hand--it works a lot better. I always wanted to spend more time with my kids.Then one day I did. A typical American home is where you tell your dog to "Speak!" and your kids to "Shut up!" б籔ぇ丁Τぃб琌禫朝禫 ぃ璶発磷и竒稱穝担み瞶よ猭 ウ暗聾郸厩! 癸ㄆ龟!Τㄇ碞钩礷璛骆瞺ぃゴぃ笆膀セи眖⊿癸и笆筁も иノ俱唉も狦ゑ耕 и羆琌稱帝翴丁抄礛и硂或暗ㄥ瓣產畑い穦毙弧杠τ超糒
A Refrigerator? The circus strongman had a beautiful wife and was terribly jealous. One day, he became convinced she was fooling around on him.He rushed home, ran up the four flights of stairs to his apartment and bust into the bedroom, to find his wife just throwing on a robe and trying to arrange her mussed hair.The two martini glasses next to the bed and two cigarettes burning in the ashtray left no doubt in the strongman's mind and he began tearing through the apartment, looking for her lover. He had just entered the kitchen when he happened to glance out the window and saw a young man throwing on a shirt as he ran down the street.Picking up the nearest thing to hand, which happened to be the refrigerator, the strongman threw it out the window and onto the young man,killing him instantly.However, the strain was too great ever for him, and he died of a massive heart attack. The next day, three man stood before the Pearly Gates to be interviewed by Saint Peter. St.Peter asked the first man how he had died."Well, St.Peter, I was late for an appointment and running down the street when suddenly this refrigerator fell on my head. "And you?"St.Peter asked the strongman."Well, um, Your Excellency, I was just picking up this refrigerator..." "Say no more," interrupted the gatekeeper sternly."How about you?" "Well, St.Peter," replied the third man, "I was hiding in this refrigerator.." 皑栏刮Τ簘獹ρ盋瞦好み 琘ぱ粄ρ盋篡腇㎝つ穎Γ话產禲加そ碕侥い祇瞷ρ盋タ Γ帝︾狝㎝俱瞶睹繷緑 繷ㄢ狹皑ェ皊狹㎝废η杆ㄢやご翴縐废琵瞏獺ぃ好秨﹍そ碕–à辅 тびび薄ひ 秈紁┬縣ǎΤ╧娩︾狝娩侥刁抖もъ程妓狥﹁ぃォ琌 ê狥﹁タ琌筿絚р絚パ怠瘂讽初瘂ê淮琌┯ぃ硂妓 ゴ阑み纽痜祇τ 材ぱΤ痌玡钡竧┘紈糵拜 竧┘紈拜材琌иㄓぃの璾诀穦话帝礛Τ絚瘂 и繷 ㎡?竧┘紈拜êиタ羭癬ê絚... 镑ぃノ弧!ㄍ矫腨糉ジ砫ゴ耞弧杠ρ㎡? 竧┘紈材氮笵иタ跟ê絚柑..
蔓 ╧禦唉蔓倒ρ盋讽边繺а盿芲巴τρ盋璶碭穦ㄓ┮ ∕﹚初筿紇 秈筿紇皘рê唉蔓峨秈壳盟柑秈筿紇皘ぃ碞荷薄ㄉ筿紇薄竊ㄆ龟 眔び癵┮⊿猔種ê唉蔓パ┰铃い苝 筳纠Гㄢㄤい癸φ粂笵"嚎ī焊ê╧壳いぐ或狥﹁! 嚎ī焊泊氟ぃ瞒蝗辊氮笵筁ㄤ碞常妓罢! 琌摆⊿岿琌硂唉タ敖и脄μ㎡!
Jeez,talk about luck! "For the last time, I don't want any insurance!" said the harassed householder to the salesman. "Just a moment, sir.Please consider this:Just last month I sold a policy to a man much like yourself.the very next day his house caught fire.The house was completely gutted.To save himself, he had to leap from an upstairs window; he landed on his own car, went through the roof, broke his legs and an arm." "Well, he was one of the lucky ones, wasn't he?" 硂琌程Ωиぃ璶禦ヴ玂繧!埂奶耑癸玂繧そ崩綪弧 单ネ叫灿σ納るΤ眔钩ネ禦玂繧 筳ぱ產柑碞帝ず场縉漓㏑眖加怠め铬ㄓォ辅ó 筁ó郴篖耞ㄢ籐㎝唉も晋 翅!碞琌┮弧┋笲ㄤいぇ盾?
Wow!That's a big one. One day a tourist walked into a Texas tavern and ordered a shot of whisky.The bartender put a big tumbler full of whisky in front of him. "What's this?"asked the tourist. "Why,it's a shot of whisky!Don't you know that everything is big in Texas?" Then,an armadillo ran past the door."What was that?" asked the tourist. "Why, that was a Texas cockroach." By this time,the whisky had gone to the tourist's bladder as well as his head, and he asked the location of the bathroom.The bartender directed him to go down the hall and to the right, but the tourist turned left instead and fell into the swimming pool. The bartender heard the splash and went to investigate. As he put his head in the door, he heard the tourist cry,"Don't flush the toilet!" 琘ぱ芠ǐ秈產紈皊┍翴狹б皊玂澈倒 狹皊 硂琌ぐ或㎡?芠拜或ê琌翴皊螟笵 ぃ笵紈–妓狥﹁常盾? ê唉ヒ禲筁皊┍ê琌ぐ或?芠拜翅ê琌唉紈镰礁 独傣▄芠稰繷浮等拜瑍も丁ê柑皊玂禗加锣芠玱 オ锣禴皊 ┍村猘柑 皊玂钮羘禲贝╯澈 р繷贝秈碞钮芠ぃ璶≧皑表!
Happy Birthday. Every morning on his way to work, a businessman passed a house where he saw a woman beating her boy on the head with a loaf of bread.But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake. Unbale to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answered. "Madam, I couldn't help but noticed that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread..." "That's true." "And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake." "Well, today's his birthday." –ぱΝ坝痁硚い常穦竒筁め產羆琌ǎノ兵难ゴㄠ繷 さぱゑ耕疭祇瞷タノ遏ォ矹縷ゴ繷 パみ臱ㄏ筧莱琌ê 硂びびи–ぱ竒筁常гぃ穦猔種ノ兵难ゴㄠ...ê琌⊿岿.. さぱиǎノ遏ォ矹縷ゴさぱ琌ネら估
I can't do what the big boys do. An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying. "What's the matter, little boy?" he asks."I can't do what the big boys do." The old man sits down next to him and starts crying too. ρǎ╧Г隔娩或ρ拜 ╧暗ㄆи常ぃ暗钮杠ρ產娩Г秨﹍癬ㄓ
Thanks a lot, sergeant. The sergeant had just completed the morning inspection of the troops. "Before I dismiss you, there's just one anouncement. Private Kowalski, your mother is dead.Dismissed." The soldier was devastated, of course, and the lieutenant was appalled at the sergeant's heartlessness. "For Heaven's sake, sergeant, next time you have to inform a trooper of a loved one's demise, please be a little more subtle," he said. A few weeks later, sorry to say, the sergeant had another opportunity.Lining up his troop,he ordered, "All of you whose mother is still alive, step forward.Not you, Jonhson." 痁ЧΘ场钉贬丁浪琩秆床ぇ玡Τンㄆ璶 ニ吹膀ダ克竒秆床! 讽礛ê綝ゴ阑τ逼砓钵痁﹀ ρぱ痁Ω璶禗Τ克叫ノ翴мォ〆胞翴 碭搂ぃ┋ê痁Τ诀穦 栋场钉笵 ┮Τ洱洱临胺玡秈˙埃眏此
HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT. One time there were three men waiting in a dungeon to face the firing squad. They came and got the first one. As he was standing next to the wall the other two could hear them talking. The man screamed out "mad dog, mad dog." While the firing squad looked around for the dog, the man jumped the fence and got away. They came and got the second man. As they were about to aim at him he screamed out "earthquake, earthquake" and when the firing squad became busy, he too jumped the fence. The last prisoner thought he could do better than they did. He was placed in front of the wall and when he heard them say 'Ready, Aim..." he screamed out "fire, fire." 眖玡Τデ╟柑单簀∕ 簀もㄓр材デ盿讽綼帝鲤纠ㄤㄢデ钮酵杠 材デ帝浩浩讽簀も矪芠辨тデ铬鲤発禲 秈ㄓ盿材デ讽タ核非璶秨簀êデ帝弧綺綺 τ讽簀もΓ帝浪跌㏄铬鲤発禲材デ粄暗ゑ玡 砆盿鲤纠玡讽钮弧箇称核非.. 羘驰帝ア(秨簀)ア(秨簀) *Fire:ア琌秨簀種
WHO IS SMARTER? There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent.Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a black haired woman.The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge. Τ緑畒﹖畄礛Τ瞷腀種界倒–腀辨 材緑璶―跑羙 е跑Θ茨緑礛村猘瞒秨﹖畄 材璶―ゑ玡緑羙繩ê丁砆跑Θ堵緑堵緑硑 看差礛瞒秨﹖畄 材緑璶―璶ゑ玡ㄢ临璶羙р跑Θ╧礛╧筁爵瞒秨
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Who is the father? A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well.Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch. 癸盉ひ包癬洛皘玻 洛皘洛ネ祇场盢びびネ玻皚礹肚癳ネō诀竟高拜 ひ包琌腀種沽刚砍給玨玨種 洛ネ秨﹍盢秨闽砞10%よ秆睦瘤礛Τ10%祘琌ネゼ纯竒菌痥礹 琌讽ネ玻秨﹍ネ⊿Τ稰谋┮璶―洛ネ盢痥礹祘矗蔼洛ネ钡帝盢诀竟肚癳痥礹 秙锣20%よネ临琌⊿ぐ或稰谋洛ネ秖ネ﹀溃籔痴佩砓眔祇瞷ō砰 猵▆常∕﹚璶┕50%沽刚挡狦ネ临琌稰谋ちタ盽琂礛硂秖滴絯ρ盋 礹璚琌璶洛ネ盢┮Τ痥礹常肚癳ōρ盋睝礚礹璚ネ胺眃㎝ ネ常砍灸 讽產祇瞷秎畉玡獸柑
LIP PRINTS A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick.When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm.They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custotian waiting for them.The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night.He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean. The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box.He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet,moved to the mirror and proceed to remove the lipstick. That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror. 產い厩羬帝拜肈ず厩ネ秨﹍揽 讽瑍も丁柑揽穦盢糒瓸描痙瓸 硂拜肈跑ぃΜ珺ぇ玡稱よ猭ゎ琌栋┮Τ揽厩ネ璶 と2翴瑍も丁栋 讽2翴瑍も丁祇瞷の菏ê单癸秆睦硂拜肈琵菏–ぱ边 常眔睲瞶瑍も丁描粄ぃ秆拜肈腨┦┮璶ヘ窣描Τ螟睲瞶 钡帝菏獽秨﹍ボ絛菏パ舶ず柑р琡程皑表柑猤钡帝ǐ描 玡秨﹍瑍描 êぱ⊿р瓸痙描
ONE IS ENOUGH Two stupid guys go on a fishing trip.They rent all the equipment:the reels,the rods, the wading suit, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home, they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says,"Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" The other guy says,"Wow!It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!" Τㄢ猜矹敞辰寸安┮Τ砞称辰絬辰膘猘杆差ó临 此狶 柑れ掸窥 材ぱ敞辰⊿敞ぐ或材ぱ妓临Τ材ぱ硂妓薄尿帝 沧安戳程ぱㄤい敞兵辰讽秨ó產ㄢ常猶赤 ㄤい锣繷癸弧笵硂兵⊿ノ辰и1500じ盾? 弧珃!┋и敞兵!